My lifes not going too great at the moment. I had planned to have petted at least 40% of the dogs on planet earth by now and I have petted maybe 0.5% of the dogs.
I just did the math and it turns out 0.5% of the dogs on the planet is 26 million and I dont even think I’ve petted that many :(
First anon hate and I expected it to be a little more hilarious and easy to brush off but I guess I’m just not in a good enough mood to do that…
YOU ARE A PERFECT HUMAN BEING WITH FUCKIN AWESOME HAIR AND YOU EMANATE EVERY GOOD WORD THAT I CAN POSSIBLY THINK OF. YOU ARE BETTER THAN THUNDERSTORMS AND SUNSHINE. LET ME GO PUNCH THAT ANON IN THE FACE BECAUSE YOU ARE AMAZING.
Miley: “Dad I have something for Tanners bug collection”
my uncle: “that’s great”
Miley: “it’s a bird”
my uncle: “no its not”
They let it go and it flew away just fine, so we’re wondering how she caught it.
she caught another bird.
update: she caught a squirrel today
She is gonna rule the world one day with this power
Don’t panic, but I think she’s a disney princess.
- French Friend: well, the total cost of me going to Med school is about 406 a year -
- American Friend: THOUSAND?
- French Friend: Um, no. 406 Euro. It sounds a little high but it covers the cost of my textbooks, extra classes and most of my housing. How much is it for you?