My existence is basically made up of cute animals and bad awesome jokes. That an the occasional quote and cool photography and artsy stuff in general. So expect some of that.

cedricdigory:

Taylor Swift, another victim of TFIOS (x) (cc. taylorswift fishingboatproceeds)

(via carpoolintohell)

note-a-bear:

ghostieonfirst:

ok please watch this vid of my perfect former street cat eat. will not disappoint I promise.

it’s just shoveling food into its mouth
this cat is actually a cat I would probably like

(via rainbowkittenism)

bingedrunk:

when straight people talk to gays

(Source: versaceslut, via rainbowkittenism)

luststrade:

swaggie: je swag, tu swags, il/elle/on swag, nous swagons, vous swagez, ils/elles swagent

(Source: cesfleursmaladives, via potentialslayerette)

onlylolgifs:

baby arctic fox tries to eat a man alive

(via ohmymulder)

flyichiro:

the other day we were discussing dating and this one dude was like “I don’t see the big deal why can’t people just ask people out without all the fuss” and another guy was like “well you get nervous and you get butterflies in your stomach ya know” and the first dude looked the other dude straight in the eye and said “DIGEST THEM.”

(Source: chubbynora, via azzkidillia)

theflawless:

why do girls have fake pockets when guys can fit a laptop in theirs 

(Source: himelistic, via thecapriciousqueenofnoise)

theinnkeeperlibrarian:

leepacey:

a restaurant in my hometown got a review that said the servers should “show some skin” so the owner added a potato skin special to the menu and all the proceeds from the special go to the west virginia foundation for rape information services (x)

That’s exactly the appropriate response.

(via clitortoise131)

jakubdublininc:

jpnvines:

僕の”フリーカラー”ペン。My “Free Color” pen. #ginzablow 〜 (GIN)銀三郎

My “Free Color” pen. My “Free Color” pen. #ginzablow 〜 (GIN)銀三郎

What is this magic? Is this real? Has the science side of tumblr seen this? I NEED TOP PEOPLE ON THIS!

(Source: vine.co, via clitortoise131)

spoopyflamealchemist:

The only version of this damn meme I wanna seeimageIs a happy Izumi Curtis

(via spoookyroyai)

gagaspeechless:

tea-poppet:

#straight-girl envy

#gay-girl privileges

#Alex Vause

(Source: porpetinascamander, via catcher-inthe-rye)

a message from Anonymous


i have a dumb crush on you

image

I’m flattered (sidenote: if you say “flattered” enough times it really doesn’t sound like a word anymore)